“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality